The Alpha Blonde


I haven’t the foggiest

Tule fog is one of my favorite things in the world. It blankets everything, it drops a curtain just at the edge of the driveway and suddenly I don’t have neighbors, just a solid wall […]

Jan, 14

An album a day…

We have a lot of records. There are some we’ve never even listened to, and after combining both of our collections there’s probably well over 365 albums . The problem is, we always listen to […]

Jan, 01

The new year

My husband was given the opportunity to emcee a local casino’s New Year’s Eve party, and because drunk people and gambling aren’t my thing these days, I opted to stay home and make pizza for […]

Jan, 01

My womanbody

I had to buy a new bra.  I have four, one is dingy white and looks like it’s been worn nonstop for 5 years with underwire that feels like wrought iron.  Another is hot pink […]

Apr, 08

The Alpha Blonde 3/26 with guest Aurora Lady

    Last week we had the pleasure of skyping with the effervescent Aurora Lady to talk about her new all-text coloring book, Life Lessons. If you haven’t had a chance yet, check out her […]

Apr, 02

When the universe conspires against my good-night’s sleep and how I fight back.

I’m a stupid light sleeper.  It’s decidedly dumb how easy it is to wake me up and keep me up all night long, so I’ve had to develop some strategies to combat the multifaceted problem.  […]

Mar, 28

The jump to long-term

My fiance and I don’t spend much time apart, the precedent was set months ago when after our first 6 hours away from each other we found we  just couldn’t stand it. And it’s still […]

Mar, 21


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