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How to ask a woman if she is pregnant.

Don’t. Don’t act cute and say “hmm” when a woman of childbearing age says she was up all night vomiting. Don’t try to pre-empt a big announcement. Don’t assume she’s a knucklehead with no knowledge […]

Feb, 24

The girl with the CSS dreams

I really like to learn new things, and I tend to go overboard.  Like when I wanted to know a few things about getting fit and I ended up becoming a certified personal trainer for […]

Jan, 22

My Drunk Year, or: How I ended up listening to Wrecking Ball on repeat for an hour.

I’m gearing up for L.A. Zine Fest, scanning my zines and getting them ready to print and put in the paws of people much cooler and better dressed than myself.  I decided to scan my […]

Dec, 13

Beyond the headache

I came home to work interruption free.  You have no clue how many distractions there are at my desk, especially right now. The post-it notes that ring my monitor of things I want to remember […]

Dec, 12

A pause in trying

Winter is settling in, and there’s a squirming discomfort that pervades the dead-still beauty of the quiet season.  I doubt that the stillness would have even made itself known had we stayed close to home […]

Dec, 09

Off with the clothes.

Okay, I lied.  No, it wasn’t a lie.  For a few days all was right with the world and I was comfortable in my own skin. I’d blogged recently about my pajamas and how I […]

Dec, 02

The Zine Fest Announcement

Well, well, well.  Looks like L.A. Zine Fest had a glitch in their application-processing system because Aurora Lady and myself are the proud mamas of a space in the creative genius madness at this year’s […]

Dec, 01

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