The Alpha Blonde

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The weight of grieving

I’m down another 1.2 lbs, which is an even 15 in the last 6 weeks. It also ushers me out of baby-weight completely and puts me squarely in the middle of the range of pounds […]

Jan, 25

How to ask a woman if she is pregnant.

Don’t. Don’t act cute and say “hmm” when a woman of childbearing age says she was up all night vomiting. Don’t try to pre-empt a big announcement. Don’t assume she’s a knucklehead with no knowledge […]

Feb, 24

Off with the clothes.

Okay, I lied.  No, it wasn’t a lie.  For a few days all was right with the world and I was comfortable in my own skin. I’d blogged recently about my pajamas and how I […]

Dec, 02

Extra Large Pajamas.

Dropped by my friendly neighborhood Target tonight because I needed dog food and cat food and soy milk.  I have been avoiding the clothes section for months because I have been afraid of another fitting […]

Nov, 15

Alpha Grand Laveuse

Girls!  We’re being duped! So it’s no big newsflash anymore that society has given us some whacked out standards to live up to.  Fat shaming has become a hot topic and there’s been a widespread […]

Aug, 12

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